The Kansas City Star posted an article on their website recently.
The pounding of feet against his front door awoke a 56-year-old Kansas City man early Tuesday. “Was that you?” Les Daniel called to his 10-year-old grandson in another bedroom. “No,” the boy replied. Daniel climbed from bed, grabbed two handguns and prepared for a showdown.
How did that make you feel, reading the above paragraph?
It made me think that there was one family that wouldn't need my services.
(Hat tip to Murdoc at Gunpundit.)