Ace links to a news item that I found interesting. It seems that three prison guards in Tennessee have been fired for encouraging some female prisoners to put on a bikini fashion show on the cell block.
I have no idea why these guys risked their jobs for something like this. All of those T&A drive in movies from the 1970's would have you believe that the women in prison look like this....
(Please click on all pictures to see if a larger image is available.)
Look at those girls! Makes me think that they are checking in to a really strict cheerleader camp.
But sweet young things aren't the only babes behind bars in the movies. You also find ex-centerfold models looking to break in to the acting biz.
Admit it! If you find women attractive, you'd risk your job to get babes like that put on a bikini fashion show. Right?
Unfortunately, most women in prison don't look anything like that. Take it from a guy who actually had a job in law enforcement, most of them look something like this....
Gah! Enough to make you swear off doing crime, isn't it?
You might think that I'm exaggerating, but you can find out for yourself at this website. Click on that last link and you'll be taken to a page where women in prison try to entice pen pals. They are dolled up as much as possible for their pics, some of them using pictures that were taken before their arrest. Although a few of them are kinda-sorta not bad, and a very few are even attractive, I would be willing to put down some serious folding money in a straight money bet that they aren't as cute as they look on the website.
You might think that I'm being sexist, talking about women in prison. Not in the least! Here is a page where you can write to male inmates.
Keep in mind that, should you be stupid enough to try and start some sort of relationship with these people, you deserve everything you get.